VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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