There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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