I heard we made out
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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