And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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