therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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