Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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