please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?