what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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