So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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