Sry I called you an 8
Porn is love you can see.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
My brain says no but my pants say off.
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.