we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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