she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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