Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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