What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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