I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
What a dumb baby whore.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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