You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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