then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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