He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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