Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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