hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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