I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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