Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
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So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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