brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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