I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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