Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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