Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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