i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
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I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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