i don't plan on having that self control this summer
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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