At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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