i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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