I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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