People in love make me want to vomit
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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