Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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