I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Shame is for Republicans.
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