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is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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