Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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