I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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