Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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