yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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