I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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