Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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