is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize