can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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