I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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