We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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