i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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