No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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foreskin is a definite game changer
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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