so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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