Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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