that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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