belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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