I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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