At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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