Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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